Saint Anna - Right?... Err... Seriously wtf?

So Saint Anna died. I mean Anna Nicole Smith. I dubbed her Saint Anna because I was sure that with all the press surrounding her death she'd performed some kind of miracle. Sorry, Playboy and trimspa aren't miracles. They resonate with their audiences but are far from miracles.

Maybe I'm a little harsh, but in what way does the passing of this person draw the kind of media attention worthy of the kind of funeral and retrospective that we grant the President of the United States when one dies?

I guess I'll figure out why the next time I turn on my tv and try to find something on, because even today it's still everywhere.